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If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?

Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?
Actually neither is correct – 18 plus 19 is 37!

Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?
Yes, if you stand back to back.

In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose?
Their breath!

What has holes but holds water?
A sponge

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.

What do some men have they don’t want, but would not part it for a million dollars?
A bald head.

What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.

What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Work – Employment

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one, the last one.

What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Your mind.

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?
A kitchen strainer.

 

What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut.

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?
Wine

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.
A telephone book.

What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won’t happen again until 6009!

What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.

Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
No, I’d rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence or a promise.

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Every month has at least 28 days.

Take off my skin — I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.

The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.

What’s better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?
Literally, the word NOTHING

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner

  

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